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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 13:23:19 GMT -6
:: callousMassacre :: PESTERLOG: -- pyrrhicAce [PA] began pestering callousMassacre [CM]--
PA: HEY AZZHOLE
PA: aaaaaahahahahaah wait what
PA: that wasn't even intentional but omg that's such a great typo
PA: i make myself laugh
PA: so azzhole
PA: question
PA: what do you hate more
PA: big bottom bitches or no-ass-at-all bitches
PA: do bouncing globular booty cushions offend you more
PA: or the illusion of having a long back
PA: there is for a scientific survey
PA: funded by the society of Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle
PA: and uh
PA: the fellowship of Lil Jon and Big Sean
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Post by AZAZEL VIDEL on Jul 22, 2014 13:27:02 GMT -6
:: pyrrhicAce :: PESTERLOG: CM: This is
CM: A surprise.
CM: One of which has me baffled.
CM: I don't think I can truly answer your question, because I simply do not care?
CM: I am completely apathetic to those choices.
CM: Also, Azzhole isn't very creative.
CM: Shame on you.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 13:31:24 GMT -6
:: callousMassacre :: PESTERLOG: PA: i'm sorry but that's not a valid answer choice
PA: my survey sheet here says you gotta choose
PA: between bubble booties and airplane landing strips
PA: do you like big butts and cannot lie
PA: are all your friends unable to deny
PA: do you get SPRUNG
PA: by the imageries of two cheeks going SCHWING
PA: azzhole please be serious
PA: this is for science
PA: stop getting distracted
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Post by AZAZEL VIDEL on Jul 22, 2014 13:36:12 GMT -6
:: pyrrhicAce :: PESTERLOG: CM: I am at a loss of how you can become even more
CM: Weird.
CM: Your survey will have to go incomplete, because I am truly 100% apathetic.
CM: You can have an azz the size of Africa or the shape of a diving board.
CM: I'm uninterested anyways.
CM: Fuck. Wait. Ass*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 13:45:44 GMT -6
:: callousMassacre :: PESTERLOG: PA: azzhole, on behalf of Professor Dogg, first name Snoop, i have to ask for your cooperation
PA: have you ever been in the situation where you can't remember to forget hips that don't lie
PA: a booty that haunts you whenever, wherever
PA: that whenever you think about your little fella ends up going "oops i did it again"
PA: azz
PA: see, this is a question of great personal importance
PA: do you understand now.
azz. ass. you have the key that the field of Bootyology has been looking for
PA: you MUST answer
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Post by AZAZEL VIDEL on Jul 22, 2014 14:22:50 GMT -6
:: pyrrhicAce :: PESTERLOG: CM: I'm now 99% sure you are drunk.
CM: I'm not sure if I should continue pestering you. TYPE MESSAGE HERE... | PESTER! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 14:34:26 GMT -6
:: callousMassacre :: PESTERLOG: PA: you can't od that
PA: you're on the momnent of an important breakthrough
PA: you are about to realizze your destiny as the great Ass-tronomer
PA: the Ass-trophysician promised to revolutionize booties around the world
PA: this game
PA: is for you to master the four elements of Bootyology
PA: globularity, bounce, clap, and schwing
PA: we have bright futures behind us
PA: do you have what it takes to shake it bake it bootyquake it
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Post by AZAZEL VIDEL on Jul 22, 2014 14:58:22 GMT -6
:: pyrrhicAce :: PESTERLOG: CM: Can we not.
CM: Can we really fucking not.
CM: I'm not quaking in the asses of the masses, I'm not shaking the butts of the sluts, and I'm not bootyquaking.
CM: Whatever the flying fuck that means.
CM: Go drink a glass of water, you drunk dumbshit.
CM: If you aren't drunk, go drown in it. TYPE MESSAGE HERE... | PESTER! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 16:36:58 GMT -6
:: callousMassacre :: PESTERLOG: PA: now is not the time to flaunt your PhD in Hater-ology
PA: even when the Haterade pours forth, the booty-clapping rhythm of progress can't be stopped
PA: i can hear it already
PA: the whappity-whap-whap of seven billion booties twerking in time
PA: the future is nooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww
PA: you can't push the booty away
PA: it's already right up in your face
PA: ready to embrace you between both cheeks
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Posts: 483
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Music: http://k007.kiwi6.com/hotlink/zdzb8xsw0j/-I_know_I_m_a_Wolf-_Lyrics.mp3
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Post by AZAZEL VIDEL on Jul 22, 2014 16:45:32 GMT -6
:: pyrrhicAce :: PESTERLOG: CM: Not even using my PhD.
CM: I'm just trying to get you to stop talking to me.
CM: You're going to start speaking some random nonsense and embarrass your sober self, and I will taunt you until you hate my guts even more.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 17:00:41 GMT -6
:: callousMassacre :: PESTERLOG: PA: man that's not very schwing of you
PA: you're never goign to be the destined Ass-trophysician if you keep saying things like that
PA: the booty is all backed up like a tonka truck
PA: carpe natem, azzhole
PA: seize the booty
PA: SEIZE IT
PA: GRAB THe bOOTY AND JUST MASH YOUR FACE UP ALL IN IT AND GO BRBRBRBRFFTT
PA: do you need msucial encouragement
PA: i think what's missing is music
PA: lemme sing you the song of your people
PA: it's an ancient folk song
PA: it goes something like
PA: ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
PA: ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
PA: NOW MAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAMMERTIME LIKE EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Post by AZAZEL VIDEL on Jul 22, 2014 17:14:48 GMT -6
:: pyrrhicAce :: PESTERLOG: CM: There is no way such colloquialism would be used in an 'ancient' folk song.
CM: I would never do such an action on a booty. Thank you.
CM: You are, without a doubt, drunk.
CM: Leave my presence, shrew. TYPE MESSAGE HERE... | PESTER! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 17:23:02 GMT -6
:: callousMassacre :: PESTERLOG: PA: sssssshHHHHHHHHHHH
PA: LISTEEEEEN CAREFULLY
PA: your ancestor the First Ass-tronomer, Gluteus Maximilius is trying to speak to you
PA: can you hear him!??!
PA: he's saying DUM
PA: DARUM DUM DUM DDUM BUM
PA: GET LOW
PA: GET LOW GET LOW GET LOW
PA: TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW
PA: TO THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
PA: TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS
PA: TO AL THESE BITCHES CRAWL
PA: TO ALL SKEET SKEET MOTHERFukCER
PA: TO ALL SKEET SKEET GODDAMN
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Classpect: Prince of Doom
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Music: http://k007.kiwi6.com/hotlink/zdzb8xsw0j/-I_know_I_m_a_Wolf-_Lyrics.mp3
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Post by AZAZEL VIDEL on Jul 22, 2014 17:26:45 GMT -6
:: pyrrhicAce :: PESTERLOG: CM: I am
CM: Going to keep his tab open, and let you just.
CM: Unleash your strange ass behaviors.
CM: You have fun with your ass talk, I'm going to go over there.
CM: Where you aren't.
CM: I worry about your health, you strange woman. TYPE MESSAGE HERE... | PESTER! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 22:47:11 GMT -6
:: callousMassacre :: PESTERLOG: PA: nooooooooooooooooo azz
PA: you can't do that
PA: you're letting down Gluteus Maximilius
PA: you have to belieeeeeeeeeeeeve in the rhythm
PA: you have to FEEEEEL you ass cheeks rockin to the beat
PA: put your hands on your knees and shove that booty out
PA: and jiggle your cheeks and feel them move with all the weight of your stupid imsosrs asshattery
PA: just feel all that douchewad weight lifting from your shoulders
PA: badonk badonk left cheek right cheek badonk donk donk
PA: boot cheeks hurtling toward each other like fucking meteroties
PA: dO YOU FeEl THE THONK
PA: DO YOU FEEL LIKE LESS OF A DICKHEAD
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