Post by ZOEY LOYOLA on Jul 21, 2014 4:36:36 GMT -6
:: magneticAquila ::
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AC: Wouldn't a cold shower just freeze it in place or perhaps something similar? AC: And to add, wow. So you have a crush on Kian? AC: I wish you the best of luck in that, friend crushing can be hard. AC: I'm guessing. AC: He's calmed down now, at least I hope so. AC: Or maybe he just got the pecker under control enough to talk to me? AC: Which, I find a disgusting idea. AC: Is pecker a good enough term for that thing?
Post by KILLIAN MCCAUFFREY on Jul 21, 2014 9:29:39 GMT -6
:: acidicCentaur ::
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MA: you somehow have a desperate ex boyfriend and you dont even know the basic functions of a true man MA: for shame MA: no a cold shower doesnt freeze it holy MA: when you have all of that blood going south cooling it down just MA: it fixes the problem MA: oh hm i wasnt supposed to say that out loud MA: um its complicated MA: we both like each other very much but i dont think MA: were going to really address much of anything until we finish playing this game MA: since hes buying a plane ticket and coming to canada for a while MA: and im cooking for him MA: im not giving this an official name until i know what it is MA: trust me if his MA: his /pecker/ MA: look at that i broke habit just to put emphasis on that terrible word MA: he would not be talking to you if he were still having problems ok MA: no pecker is a terrible term
Post by ZOEY LOYOLA on Jul 21, 2014 11:00:13 GMT -6
:: magneticAquila ::
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AC: Well I guess pecker is off my list of options. Sperm Rod, perhaps? Baby Pole? AC: I have to think up some more choices. Saying the actual term just makes me feel vulgar. AC: Anyway, that actually sounds like a cool plan AC: I even used a smilie for that. AC: uwu
Post by KILLIAN MCCAUFFREY on Jul 21, 2014 12:37:02 GMT -6
:: acidicCentaur ::
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MA: dna rifle MA: take a page from kians book and call it meatslab MA: meat wand MA: or you could just say the four letter word MA: dick MA: trust me you wont be any more filthy than i am MA: i am the filthiest MA: does it MA: because im getting impatient
Post by ZOEY LOYOLA on Jul 21, 2014 13:12:19 GMT -6
:: magneticAquila ::
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AC: If you are filthy then I recommend that you take a shower. AC: Then you should scrub thoroughly to get all the filth of genital slang. AC: And also, to not fall on your butt, to continue our earlier gag. AC: I will make an effort to be creative with this, at least. Four letters is too simple. AC: I'm sure playing the game will pass with speed so you can have a con air meeting with your stepped-on lemon blonde love of your life.
Post by KILLIAN MCCAUFFREY on Jul 21, 2014 13:20:51 GMT -6
:: acidicCentaur ::
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MA: nah i think ill sit here and stew in it for a while longer MA: think about what ive done MA: i will not fall on my butt nope MA: still curious on your rump ruffling problem MA: wait did you just call his hair MA: stepped on lemon yellow MA: jesus thats not accurate at all MA: its more like morning sunlight MA: when you can actually see the rays kind of MA: stepped on lemon my ass
Post by ZOEY LOYOLA on Jul 21, 2014 13:26:44 GMT -6
:: magneticAquila ::
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AC: So, you actually stare at the sun. AC: I will only truly judge his hair color if I meet him in person. And as much as I would love to go to Japan I will not be doing that any time soon, due to my family's now limited funding. AC: It is not fun not being rich. AC: But his hair could also be pester!-button yellow? AC: Still not telling you about my butt bruise dilemma. AC: It doesn't exist, that's why.
Post by KILLIAN MCCAUFFREY on Jul 21, 2014 13:49:16 GMT -6
:: acidicCentaur ::
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MA: but im curious on the butt bruise problem zoey please MA: i dont stare at the sun but like MA: you know when you walk through a forest or something and its a dense forest and you can actually see the sun rays through the leaves MA: like that MA: im putting too much thought into it MA: man i think my family has a hotel over in japan MA: so i mean if you want a free place to stay i can just write you a pass or something MA: send them an email to look out for a friend MA: all youd have to pay for is airfare MA: order room service too i dont care go have fun in japan
Post by ZOEY LOYOLA on Jul 21, 2014 13:59:38 GMT -6
:: magneticAquila ::
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AC: I'll think about it. AC: After all, I would need other activities to do and different attractions to see besides all of the weaboo things that I'm interested in. AC: My butt bruise problem really was not that interesting I really swear. AC: You know, because it didn't happen. AC: Also, can I have some advice on something?....
Post by KILLIAN MCCAUFFREY on Jul 21, 2014 14:20:39 GMT -6
:: acidicCentaur ::
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MA: thinking about it is fine MA: no tell me your butt bruise problem MA: please zoe MA: i thought you loved me MA: advice? MA: what can i possibly give you advice on
Post by ZOEY LOYOLA on Jul 21, 2014 18:07:26 GMT -6
:: magneticAquila ::
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AC: IT WAS JUST A SHOWER SCREW-UP OK AC: I WAS THIRTEEN AND IT WAS REALLY EMBARRASSING. AC: Is that enough for you -_- AC: Being told about your stupid doings is more appropriate for me I think, instead of the other way around... AC: And never mind about any advice, it's nothing.
Post by KILLIAN MCCAUFFREY on Jul 22, 2014 0:29:20 GMT -6
:: acidicCentaur ::
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MA: oh my god that is hilarious MA: its called mutual benefits MA: you tell me yours ill tell you mine MA: well i mean MA: if youre coming to me for advice MA: probably something serious MA: you sure if you dont want any
Post by ZOEY LOYOLA on Jul 22, 2014 14:25:40 GMT -6
:: magneticAquila ::
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AC: Killian, as I have judged from all the sneaky sunrise of bullshit on the horizon which turned out to be an entire fucking flood, I'm sure you already have your hands full on being a therapist to people or you have experienced enough. AC: So yes, I don't want any for the most part, but thanks for the offer. AC: Also, I apologize if I start acting, weirder than usual. I'm only typing with one hand right now. AC: Other than that though, do you really, really have an embarrassing incident to tell me that is on the same level as mine in terms of humiliating?
Post by KILLIAN MCCAUFFREY on Jul 22, 2014 16:49:49 GMT -6
:: acidicCentaur ::
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MA: well not really MA: you probably noticed by now that ive been talking to azazel throughout pretty much all of his breakdown MA: did he apologize yet MA: because i gave him this long spiel about how he needs to stop beating himself up and wallowing in some self pity and to act on it MA: basically told him that once he feels ready to apologize to you and to put his heart into it MA: so im sorry if he flooded you or something MA: but i am always here to lend an ear and advice if you feel like you need it because MA: well its really unhealthy to just bottle things up ok trust me on this MA: i am a little worried though MA: why are you only typing with one hand MA: please clarify here before i assume something that i shouldnt be assuming MA: yes i do would you like me to tell you about it MA: because let me tell you MA: its pretty mortifying
Post by ZOEY LOYOLA on Jul 22, 2014 17:18:15 GMT -6
:: magneticAquila ::
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AC: Well I have a stress ball that I'm using in one hand. It's only half a stress ball now, since I ripped it apart some time ago. But I'm using that to take out all my emotional turmoil. AC: You really could be a therapist Killian. AC: You could like, make celebrities celebrities less annoying, people like Kim Dardsahian or whatever her name is. AC: Anyway, so since you've tempted me enough to talk about my incident: AC: Basically I was taking a shower and my door was slightly open, so my cat came in and it stepped in some water. AC: And while I was singing some dumb anime opening because I was a complete weaboo in those days, and she managed to scream with the most satanic echo that I ever heard. AC: Then I was surprised, slipped, landed on my butt, and the thump made my dad curious. So he came in to check on me, I managed to break my arm. AC: It was the most embarrassing moment of my entire life. AC: And now you know -_-